I hate fucking charlottes web.

Ok. So im watching the idiot box right? and what do i see? a commercial for that horrible book Charlottes Web. Now Stella Loved the book, even memorized the first chapter when she was younger, but Me... nothing good ever came from that movie or concept. To start with... Theres something very unwholesome about a talking spider, and just spiders in general. Not to mention that the spinning words into the web. Ok so the spider dies at the end, but not before having a hoarde of childern that use the winds to spread their spidery ways upon the world. So that means that sweet old Charlotte had icky spider sex... then ATE HER MATE! how do you know? just look at the freak... shes the kinda spider that mates and then kills... I know the type... not to mention the whole spider thing is unsavory. So she is all motherly with the piggy... isnt that special? i think its wrong. Pigs are NOT sweet creatures. they are bacon and porkchops that havent been harvested yet, thats it. and a spider befriending one REAKS of alterior motives. Just want was going on in the barn at night. was the piggy helping that blood sucking arachnid catch her dinner? maybe he helped lure her mate to her... so wrong. And i did mention that the spider is creepy right? i mean have you seen the cartoon? shes grey and hairy. Sorry but spiders like that get splatted where im from they carry poison... *shivers* its just creepy.