Drinking and willie wonka

Yeah i have been drinking... and watching the old school willie wonka, which i find 100% more creepy then that new one with that sexy actor gone scary for the part.. who was that again...? Anyways, i have decided that this is another movie on my list i dont wanna watch again.Why? have you ever seen it? freak out. first off Gene Wilder is beyond creepy, and completely insane. Not to mention the main character, Charlie, is a wet blanket. I mean i know somewet blankets.. but this kid takes the cake. And in the beginning, that creepy guy talking about notgoing hunting for fear of little men? you know what hes saying there right? PIGMYS.. hes talking about murdeous pigmys... So who are childenr all hot for this crazy ass movie? Im still trying to figure it out. And the oompa loopas? OMG there songs.... WHAT THE FUCK? little orange faced men with green hair? Imsorry iknow some Fey, but noone that looks like those creepy fuckers. Sonzzberry? who every heard of a snozzberry? what the fuck indeed! Ok im going backto my idiot box... if someone wants to come and distract me... it would be much appreciated...