*giggles*

Well sorry i havent posted sooner. Fallon and i were... um... celebrating our release. He misses me, and i think ill be leaving the castle soon. Dont worry though, I think Marsh will be coming to take my place... Though i have had a restful time here it has been quite boring... and that dreamlord is all talk.*grin* Linus is ready to go home and enjoy his yard. So i think one more week and Ill be gone, though i dont think you will all miss my innane babbling. Asty

Sugar and Sin is LIVE

Well Now is when i get nervous. Fallon just called to tell me that Sugar and Sin went live 10 minutes ago. Im freaked. I mean this is MY story you know? What if you lovely people dont like it? Anwyay, you can pick it up here. Please do. Youll really like my boys... Asty

in two hours...

Well Sugar is released. Im hoping you sweet and lovely people will go and pick itup and get to know me and Fallon and Cash a little better. Im looking forward to seeing what you say. Caleb better like his song. I found it just for him... cuz im sweet like that. So i hope youll go and hangout with Stella and Audra on the group today(which would be saturday if your reading this) they are giving away lots of goodies, including an Astrid Candle and a scept pack with a small candle that smells like me and some incense cones that smell like Fallon (I dont call him Cookie for nothing... lol) So stop by... and dont forget to pick up my book. Asty

A song for Caleb

Threesome Fenix TX And if there's nothing left to say I'll string you along until I get my way Use all those subtle inquiries Like I want to know if you aim to please And if you want to dance If she wants to lead, I won't mind Let's try this all again only faster now Now go ahead and pretend I'm your master now And if you want to dance, if she wants to lead I'll go out of my way, I'll do anything And one word is all I need And if You know it's all in your mind Take your time with this one You both deserve a good time In every position that I can think of If you want to dance, if she wants to leave I'll go out of my way. I'll do anything And one word is all I need Let's try this all again, only faster now Now go ahead and pretend I'm your master now And if you want to dance, if she wants to lead I'll go out of my way to make you believe That your love is all I need

Drinking and willie wonka

Yeah i have been drinking... and watching the old school willie wonka, which i find 100% more creepy then that new one with that sexy actor gone scary for the part.. who was that again...? Anyways, i have decided that this is another movie on my list i dont wanna watch again.Why? have you ever seen it? freak out. first off Gene Wilder is beyond creepy, and completely insane. Not to mention the main character, Charlie, is a wet blanket. I mean i know somewet blankets.. but this kid takes the cake. And in the beginning, that creepy guy talking about notgoing hunting for fear of little men? you know what hes saying there right? PIGMYS.. hes talking about murdeous pigmys... So who are childenr all hot for this crazy ass movie? Im still trying to figure it out. And the oompa loopas? OMG there songs.... WHAT THE FUCK? little orange faced men with green hair? Imsorry iknow some Fey, but noone that looks like those creepy fuckers. Sonzzberry? who every heard of a snozzberry? what the fuck indeed! Ok im going backto my idiot box... if someone wants to come and distract me... it would be much appreciated...

I hate fucking charlottes web.

Ok. So im watching the idiot box right? and what do i see? a commercial for that horrible book Charlottes Web. Now Stella Loved the book, even memorized the first chapter when she was younger, but Me... nothing good ever came from that movie or concept. To start with... Theres something very unwholesome about a talking spider, and just spiders in general. Not to mention that the spinning words into the web. Ok so the spider dies at the end, but not before having a hoarde of childern that use the winds to spread their spidery ways upon the world. So that means that sweet old Charlotte had icky spider sex... then ATE HER MATE! how do you know? just look at the freak... shes the kinda spider that mates and then kills... I know the type... not to mention the whole spider thing is unsavory. So she is all motherly with the piggy... isnt that special? i think its wrong. Pigs are NOT sweet creatures. they are bacon and porkchops that havent been harvested yet, thats it. and a spider befriending one REAKS of alterior motives. Just want was going on in the barn at night. was the piggy helping that blood sucking arachnid catch her dinner? maybe he helped lure her mate to her... so wrong. And i did mention that the spider is creepy right? i mean have you seen the cartoon? shes grey and hairy. Sorry but spiders like that get splatted where im from they carry poison... *shivers* its just creepy.

Making Cd's

Well Im bored... Yep i said it bored. Im so bored i was reading Tolstoy. UGH. yep, i would say thats pretty bored. So what did i start doing? Playing with my itunes. Im making cd's. Cd's of what you ask? The Astrid mix. *giggles* i mean why not, i got all this time on my hands, and i think my life needs its own soundtrack. So whats on this CD you ask? The Cure~Just like Heaven The Deftones~Digital Bath Duran Duran~Come Undone The Faint~Worked Up So Sexual Finch~Stay With Me From Autumn to Ashes~No Trivia The Get Up Kids~Valentine Love and Rockets~So Alive Matchbook Romance~Your Stories, My Alibi's Mazzy Star~Fade Into You New Found Glory~ Dressed to Kill Primal Scream~Rocks River City High~Starcrossed Texas Is the Reason~ Back and to the Left So thats it.. Odds are most of you dont know half of those bands... want to? Im giving away 5 cd's along with a signed cover flat and sticker.. Stella and Audra said I could. All you have to do is comment here. The first 5 will get goodies. thats it. OOh but make sure you email me(Astrid@stellaandaudra.com). with your info. Otherwise how the hell are we going to get you the CD? Duh.

Astrid reviews the "Classics":Return to Oz

Two days of rest and relaxation. Two days to catch up on the meaningless things in life. So what do i do? I watch the idiot box. I could be checking out the books i brought with me, or pouring over scrolls i need to learn spells from, But no, i watch Television. So theres some movies out there I have not watched yet, and need to, and apparently from what Stella tells me, Return to Oz is one of them. Well i watched it, and now i wondering what kinda freaked out acid trip Stella was on when she reccomended it to me. Why? Well here goes... Well first off, One of Stella's (and Mine) favorite bands, is named after the princess in the Movie (Ozma) i didnt think this movie would be so far from left field. I mean have you seen it? The damn wheelers? The Junkie looking lunatics that wheel around on oversized rollerblade wheels on their hands AND feet? You tell me those fuckers werent shooting up when they werent on camera. And that creepy princess Mombi? With her 30 LIVING heads? How fucked up is that? Shit one of them looked like my mother when she was alive (not the mombi head though...) And lets not forget the Royal Army of Oz. Was it me or was it a metal representaion of that round american president Teddy rosevelt? I mean the moustach, his barrel like body, and the vacant expression in his creepy green eyes? I mean the story is solid enough, Dorothy has to go back and help save oz form the big bad gnome king (who suspiciously looks like the doctor thats trying electricute her in the beginning) but thats were it goes south. the bad guys outnumber the goodones i this, theres not muchkins (which im glad for, creepy midgets) and Oz is surrounded by a desert that will turn you to sand if you set there. Im sorry but that spells scary to a child, hell it spells scary to me and im a demons sorceress. So i sat there, watching this abortion of a classic childerns film with Linus and have decided that SOMEONE that was involved with that crazy show from the 70's H.R. Puf n Stuff had a hand in this. Dark Fantasy? Yes. Scary? Hell yea. Bizzare? you better believe it. And im never watching it again. just plain... creepy.

So i get up this morning...

Needless to say i slept well, though not as well as when im home and wake up to Fallon waking me up in the most satisfying way, but you get the ghist. The sheets here are fantastic. The amount of hot and sexy men walking about does nothing for my tenuous promise of being a good girl. Eh, truth be told i dont think Fallon expected it, me being good that is. Im on vacation, and its not like Im worrying about Fallon, I know exactly what hes doing... hes never had it in himself to be manogamous, not that i can blame him. His sex drive rivals an Incubus... possibly the hunk of dreamlord hottie thats lurking about as well. Sad though, Dream lord lurking about and my room nor my dreams were invaded last night. Pity. Anyway, I think i like the Vampire thats hanging about as well. Hes a sarcastic fuck. Reminds me of Feyd. Can you tell I miss home? Well at least i have Linus here with me. Not that hes happy about it. Little fuck is pissing all over everything. i think the only things he hasnt lifted his leg to are the other inhabitants, and that is just speculation. he very well might have to the vampire... hes kinda skittish when hes around. So what am i doing today? exploring, and possible relaxing in that prefect Hot tub i saw on one of the floors... now if i can only remember which one...

Goodies About me... A list if you will....

Im a horrible flirt that usually makes good on what i insinuate. Yep I said it, its true. Lock up your sons. I LOVE silk stockings. the feel, the look, they are beyond sexy. I am doubled jointed in both my arms and both my legs. Makes for an interesting evening out. Im a horrible exibitionist. Ask Fallon... He loves it. I have no gag reflex. So there. I drive a midnight blue GTI. My dog pretty much always rides shotgun. I have 5 tattoos. Im an only child, and and Orphan. Lets see what else about me? Ooh i have bright blue eyes. and Im extremely pale. My measurements? 34C-22-34. and Did i mention im only 5 ft 1? well i have now. LOL. I love Horror movies and cherry vanilla icecream, and only sleep on silk and satin. So theres a bit about me. did you enjoy that? I know i did. *wink*

Looks like im first....

Well thats me. Im Astrid Buchamps, Witch, preistess of Ishtar and Sorceress to a Royal Demon by the name of Cassiel. Naughty Picture right? I thought so. Fallon thought So too... hes my hunny. So what am i doing at Immortal Castle you ask? Well, my book is just coming out. The 25th of this month to be exact. The first in the Eververse series, its not the only one Im in, but im on Hiatus until Stella and Audra need me again. So i figured i would hangout here. And from what i hear, my housemates are HOT. like scorching hot... a Vampire, a Dreamlord... not sure who else is in the mix just yet but needless to say I'll have my choice of eyecandy to drool over. Whats that? Where is the Hunny? Hes working. Out on a job for a while with his partner, so me and Linus are here to relax away from it all. I deserve it, trust me. So what are my plans here at IC? hanging out, maybe getting to know a few of the other inhabitants of IC, there's a lot more then i know of... so no doubt youll get some interesting conversations and confessions here on the blog. Looking forward to just seeing what else is out there. Its not like i live a sheltered existance in Eververse, but theres just so many other places to go and see.. So if your curious about me, buy my book. that will allow you to get to know me better. No doubt ill be posting on my release date about it. Im jus so damn excited. Now, where are my counterparts.... Oh Boys?!?

Welcome to Immortal Castle

Welcome to Immortal Castle! Ever wonder where characters go when a writer isnt working with them? they go to an etheral plane and a large mist covered castle called Immortal Castle, a place where all your sins are forgiven. Join the few inhabitants that have agreed to make their off story stories known to you as they live, work and play with other in the forever imaginary realm.